Well Duck you know how I feel about the color pink. I abhor it. I loathe it. I detest it, am repulsed by it, and quite frankly, to the person who decided upon pink for the color I say, "A pox upon your first born.. you ugly wart on a salamander's tongue! May you forever sprout from your arse."
But to my sweet friends who gifted me I say thank you for being so thoughtful and for thinking enough of me to spend so many credits. It is for this reason that I will keep and cherish every single one of my fantastically fugly pink candy canes.
So, kat, how do you REALLY feel about it?
Seriously, I'm right there with you in my dislike for pink. One of the hosts told us that it would be something we'd never seen before. Although that is technically true (I've never seen a pink candy cane, unless it was a very old, stale candy cane that wound up in the ornament box by accident and found two years later), it's just a variation of an overdone theme. Arg!
As to your curses, my favorite all-time Yiddish curse is: Er zol vaksen vi a tsibeleh, mit dem kop in drerd!
(translation: May you grow like an onion, with your head in the ground and your feet in the air. Not entirely clear on what that means, but it's quite the picture!)