OK, anyone care to hear the tales of my first hour and half or so on SL? I tell you, it can only happen to me...
First off, I don't like the avatar I picked out, but it had said you can change it later, so I go to the appearance tutorial section first. Eager to make some changes that is what I start to do. But some how, I end up nearly naked. I am standing in this castle with nothing but my knickers on! ...and no clue how to put clothes back on. sigh. And people are walking all around me taking a good long look at my, ahem, very large boobs.
So I stand there, almost naked, changing my appearance, amused by the fact that I can change the perkiness and cleavage of my boobs. I did downsize a little. And I did figure out how to make some clothes thankfully.
Then I got to the hair. Now, my original avatar had this weird, black, Princess Leia crazy hair. Well, I wanted blonde hair of course. I didn't realize that I had to *take off* the Princess Leia hair, so I had this stupid looking two tone (black and blonde) hair. I looked like a total freak. Eventually, I found the "take off freaky Princess Leia hair" command, but not before I took my snapshot.
Then I went over to Help Island. Lord knows I needed all the help I could get. I'm wandering around and this male avatar comes up to me and grabs my boobs, that perv!
He must hang out there and wait for all the well endowed newbies to come by. Well, I got out of there right quick.
I ended up on some other island. I went into this temple. It was very pretty and serene. No one else was there. There was this couch thingy with all these pillows, so I thought, hmm...wonder if I can sit there. So I did. Then I couldn't get up. The "stand up" button wouldn't work. I tried everything. Then I saw that I was in the "Temple of Fallen Souls" or something like that. Oh GREAT! What does that mean? I'm a sitting duck...for some other perv to come over and take advantage of me on this couch!!!!
I'm still stuck there. I'm hoping I can figure out how to get up when I log back on.
So there you have it...I'm an unattractive, well endowed avatar who has been manhandled and is stuck in a love temple on a couch and doesn't know how to get up.
HELP!!!!