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[verenice]

I'm sure the staff must have had lots of fun coming up with these.  Here are some of the funnier ones I saw,

"I'm beginning to think that you live on my porch, and if you stay any longer I'm going to start charging you rent!"

"So what I gave you last time just wasn't good enough for you, is that it?"

"Give me that bar of soap, there aren't going to be any tricks here!"

"You came, you saw, you trick or treated, it's time to move on to another room."

"Stop eating my house, I have cauldron's for children like you!"

"What do your friends call you? Deja Vu?"

"You've been here!  I've got photo proof!"

"Somone really needs to talk to you about this..."

"Coming to the back door doesn't mean I won't recognize you, now move along!"

"I'm not opening the door, I know it's you!"

"It's all gone, all of it there's nothing left, the lights are off, now try another room!"

"You are wearing out my welcome mat, now get off my porch!"

"Your attempt at acquiring more candy has failed, please continue to the next room. This is a recording..."

If anyone else has any feel free to post.

[sunday_monkey]

Thanks for posting these!  They made me laugh. 

[Krazy_Kim]

LOL, I was thinking of posting them too.  Thanks Verenice for the post!  Here are some that aren't doubled.

I bet you think this is really funny!  Have you ever thought about trying another room?

Yeah i think you got enough candy the first time, now make like a banana and split!

Come on, it's not like all the houses look alike kid, get moving!

I know it's you, now get off my porch, your scaring the other trick or treaters!

Move along, this is not the candy you are looking for...

Whatever you're looking for, it's not here!

You look familiar, you have already trick or treated in this room, try another room!

You just keep turning up, it's all about the candy isn't it?

So what I gave you last time just wasn't good enough for you, is that it?

Even if you put a sheet over your head I would still know it was you, now move along!

Hey now, why is it every time I answer the door it's you?

Stand back, I have silly string and I'm not afraid to use it!

Nah, no more candy from here for you, you want it too bad!

Never in all my born days... try some other room!

I didn't write them down so I missed a few.  I will have to add them later on if I can or if others have some to share?

Krazy_Kim

Edit to add:

This is getting really annoying, eyes in the back of my head, blah blah blah, you know the drill.

[funfly]

Thanks for you both for posting these!

Those sayings VFK did were great! 

[ScarlettPixie]

Rofl, really good ones! Thanks for posting them!

[funfly]

Here's one:


Blah blah blah, you know the drill, now get out of here!

[Krazy_Kim]

Another one:

This is where I draw the line, no more candy I mean it! 

Krazy_Kim

[Flamanette]

Yes, these really were alot of fun to read!  I kept telling Flame this weekend that what they really needed to do was to throw in there every once in a while that we got a "rock" instead...now that would have made me really laugh, instead of what I really wanted to do this weekend: SCREAM.

.it

[ScarlettPixie]

I actually replied to one of the messages, rof,

"Yes! I want more of that candy to get that gold pumpkin, you nincompoop!"

[funfly]

I actually replied to one of the messages, rof,

"Yes! I want more of that candy to get that gold pumpkin, you nincompoop!"

 

[RosieC]

 

[Krazy_Kim]

I actually replied to one of the messages, rof,

"Yes! I want more of that candy to get that gold pumpkin, you nincompoop!"

LOL! 

Yes, these really were alot of fun to read!  I kept telling Flame this weekend that what they really needed to do was to throw in there every once in a while that we got a "rock" instead...now that would have made me really laugh, instead of what I really wanted to do this weekend: SCREAM.

.it

LOL, I got a rock!  Great quote from Charlie Brown.   

Krazy_Kim