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Who are the Fat-Clan?
February 25th, 2009 - SmallWorlds Chronicle
Rumors have been burning through the forums like out-of-control bush fires. Are there are group of crazed hackers rampaging through SmallWorlds? We sent Kent Kronkite, investigative reporter, down to the deepest, darkest corner of SmallWorlds to find out. Over to you, Kent…
Kent Kronkite, investigative reporter
Who are these strange characters? They have green hair, and white clothes and skin. They all have the same, mysterious-sounding motto: “Are you criminally deranged, or simply bad at expressing yourself?” They like to talk in code, and they definitely don’t like imposters.
They’re the Fat-Clan: Bob, Tim, Joe, Brat, Big, and Dugless. I tracked them all the way to their secret underground lair to ask them the hard questions and uncover the truth.
Kent Kronkite: Are you evil geniuses?
Big: We good peeps.
Tim: 1011101011010101
Brat: mom sez we r smrt
Dugless: wha heniuses?
Joe: we mean no harm
Kent Kronkite: What are you trying to achieve?
Dugless: stuff?
Brat: stoof
Big: we achieve fun
Tim: Doom
Joe: we want freunds
Kent Kronkite: Do you speak binary as a secret code?
Dugless: no
Tim: of course
Big: binary is bigs friend
Dugless: every 1 knows it
Tim: since our enlish is bad we tawlk in code
Big: big wants people to stop calling us guys
Joe: me bettr in base64 dan binary
So there you have it, SmallWorlds citizens. Thanks to Kent Kronkite, you can travel without fear through SmallWorlds most secret places. Who are the Fat-Clan? They may be strange-looking, but Kent Kronkite can report that they aren’t hackers or scammers. They’re just a group of green-haired friends having fun.
- This has been a special Kent Kronkite report for the SmallWorlds Chronicle.
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