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Title: 2/24/2009 Who are the Fat-Clan?
Post by: Happy on February 24, 2009, 04:36 PM

SmallWorlds Blog
Who are the Fat-Clan?
February 25th, 2009 - SmallWorlds Chronicle

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Rumors have been burning through the forums like out-of-control bush fires.  Are there are group of crazed hackers rampaging through SmallWorlds?  We sent Kent Kronkite, investigative reporter, down to the deepest, darkest corner of SmallWorlds to find out.  Over to you, Kent…

Kent Kronkite, investigative reporter

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Who are these strange characters?  They have green hair, and white clothes and skin.  They all have the same, mysterious-sounding motto: “Are you criminally deranged, or simply bad at expressing yourself?”  They like to talk in code, and they definitely don’t like imposters.

They’re the Fat-Clan: Bob, Tim, Joe, Brat, Big, and Dugless.  I tracked them all the way to their secret underground lair to ask them the hard questions and uncover the truth.

Kent Kronkite: Are you evil geniuses?

Big: We good peeps.

Tim: 1011101011010101

Brat: mom sez we r smrt

Dugless: wha heniuses?

Joe: we mean no harm

Kent Kronkite: What are you trying to achieve?

Dugless: stuff?

Brat: stoof

Big: we achieve fun

Tim: Doom

Joe: we want freunds

Kent Kronkite: Do you speak binary as a secret code?

Dugless: no

Tim: of course

Big: binary is bigs friend

Dugless: every 1 knows it

Tim: since our enlish is bad we tawlk in code

Big: big wants people to stop calling us guys

Joe: me bettr in base64 dan binary

So there you have it, SmallWorlds citizens.  Thanks to Kent Kronkite, you can travel without fear through SmallWorlds most secret places.  Who are the Fat-Clan?  They may be strange-looking, but Kent Kronkite can report that they aren’t hackers or scammers.  They’re just a group of green-haired friends having fun.

- This has been a special Kent Kronkite report for the SmallWorlds Chronicle.

Title: Re: 2/24/2009 Who are the Fat-Clan?
Post by: Happy on February 24, 2009, 04:40 PM

In case you are wondering...The past few days this topic has been in a few threads over at the game's forum. 
I haven't really paid too much attention to it.