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SmallWorlds Blog
Congratulations Dan SmallWorlds: Winner of the Extraordinary Experiences Competition!
April 1st, 2009 - SmallWorlds Chronicle
- A special SmallWorlds report by investigative reporter Kent Kronkite.
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In a surprise announcement today, Dan SmallWorlds, official judge of the Extraordinary Experiences competition, has declared himself the sole winner. Dan will take home three iPods, $600 worth of Amazon Gift Vouchers, and a small mountain of SmallWorlds gold.
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“I thought my stuff was the best,” Dan said, grinning as he awarded himself the prizes. “So I just disqualified everyone else from the competition.”
No one was more shocked by this announcement than I, Kent Kronkite. As your SmallWorlds Chronicle reporter, it was my job to make sure this decision wouldn’t go unchallenged. I decided to ask Dan some hard questions about his judging.
Kent - “Dan, is this fair?”
Dan - [no response]
Kent - “Wouldn’t this be considered cheating?”
Dan - [no response]
Kent - “Don’t you have anything to say to the citizens of SmallWorlds, Dan?”
Dan - “Sorry, Kent. I was busy listening to my three new iPods and didn’t hear you! See them? Aren’t they cool?”
Kent - “Ah, yes. They’re very cool.”
Dan - “Do you want one of them, Kent?”
Kent - “Thanks!”
Dan - “Now, what was your question?”
Kent - “I just wanted to say congratulations on your wins, Dan! On behalf of all SmallWorlds citizens, well done on a great competition result.
So there you have it, SmallWorlds citizens! A fair decision from Dan, and I just love my new iPod.
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- This has been a special April Fools Day report from Kent Kronkite. I’m looking forward to announcing the REAL winners of the Extraordinary Experiences competition soon. Good luck to all SmallWorlds citizens!
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:laugh2: Too funny!
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Cute!
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Love how he "shared" with the reporter.