Dear AntShorty,
I have recently discovered this wonderful game called Pixie Hollow. I have enjoyed creating a fairy and visiting all the wonderful places collecting seeds, ivy, raspberries, blueberries, and schnozzberries to my heart's content. Lately though, I find that I think about pixie hollow all the time. I also have the undeniable urge to spread pixie dust, buy clickables, and scratch my butt in public. Yesterday I was escorted out of the grocery store for scratching my butt with a clickable while waiting in the checkout line. I'm starting to wonder if this game is using subliminal messages. What should I do?
Signed,
Typing With One Hand
Dear Typing With One Hand
Thank you for your wonderful feedback on your gaming experience in Pixie Hollow. We are so glad that you found the schnozzberries an exciting part of the game. Please understand however, that we have absolutely no connection whatsoever to the movie Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
We are so pleased that you find yourself so mildly obsessed with the game that you are thinking about spreading Pixie Dust constantly. We know you are telling all your friends about our exciting game and trying to get them "hooked", into playing the game with you.
However, we must take up the issue of you scratching your nether region with one of our pieces of merchandise in public. We are so pleased that you purchased a Disney Clickable, but we cannot have our fairies scratching their nether region's in public. What you do with your Clickable in private is your affair, but when you are in public, especially the checkout line, please resist the urge to scratch your little fairy behind. We know this urge is strong, but with regular Pixie Hollow playing, you can resist.
OH, and please call our phone number listed on our website. I would give it to you here in the email, but I want you to log on to Pixie Hollow to find it. You will find it on our "members only" page so you will have to pay at least 5.95 to receive our phone number. But when you find the phone number, please call so that we may give you instructions on how to return your Clickables and have them fixed so that they will no longer cause the "butt scratching" urge. Yes, there has been a recall, but we are not announcing it to the public. As isolated cases like yours pop up, we will address them one at a time.
Butt Scratching with you!!
PH_Antshorty