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[Purpleduck]

King!  "getting your gas ready?"

What, you actually have to prime 'er up?  I thought this was a genetic thing.. always there, at the ready??

Wow..    So does this mean, we "could" find a "safe" time to be around you? 

Wow duck.he, I'm shocked at the thought you have put into figuring out my gas.he skills/problem/weapons of mass destruction. But follow this link to see the newest addition to the King library and this may answer your questions...

http://gifts.barnesandnoble.com/Toys-games/Stinky-Science-of-Farts/e/9781400667840/?bnrefer=0-10000-%200-10000-%200-10000-%200-10000-%200-10000-%200-10000-%200-10000-%200-10000-

Wow.. now.. I know you home school.  So this "Curiosity Kits® offer innovative kits for children and families to find, share, and explore creative possibilities." would suggest you are working on the "creative possibilities" with your family.. and one day this might even become family tradition?

Does this go back in your family's history King?

   

I was told there would be no questinos on this thread..

   

[PrincessWendyBird]

  OK, so here is something scary... In the list of contents (I suppose to create the worst smelling fart ever) is valerian root. I take valerian root in a capsule every night to help with sleep. It is natural and I have always complained about its odor. So now I see it amongst the ingredients for the worst smelling fart recipe!! And yet King is the one in the family with the problem! 

[Happy]

OK, so here is something scary... In the list of contents (I suppose to create the worst smelling fart ever) is valerian root. I take valerian root in a capsule every night to help with sleep. It is natural and I have always complained about its odor. So now I see it amongst the ingredients for the worst smelling fart recipe!! And yet King is the one in the family with the problem! 

Maybe there is some type of osmosis going on while you sleep.  I often wondered if I slept with a text book under my pillow, would I absorb the contents by some type of osmosis.   Unfortunately it never did work. 

[KingQuackATac]

OK, so here is something scary... In the list of contents (I suppose to create the worst smelling fart ever) is valerian root. I take valerian root in a capsule every night to help with sleep. It is natural and I have always complained about its odor. So now I see it amongst the ingredients for the worst smelling fart recipe!! And yet King is the one in the family with the problem! 

So what you're saying is...you take over the counter fart pills?  I wonder if they sell prescription strength?

[DreamTulip]

OMG, you guys are so funny (gross but funny).     - buys lots of febreeze and air freshner for the gas family -