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To Our Unregistered Guests... (READ THIS FIRST)
« on: December 01, 2006, 10:06 PM »

All I can say is this:

 :welcome:

If you are an adult, or near adult, who appreciates VMK, fun & good friends, register already!!!***  :nocool:

We feel you should know that if you a lurking unregistered guest, you only see these 5 boards, but the fun is in the other 20 you can't see as a guest. (OK Really it is only in 7 or 8 of them, but you will never know which ones until you register.)  :cool2:

It is free, and unless you are full of BS, you have nothing to fear here. (Unless you are afraid of smiling, laughing and an occasional bunny with a pancake on it's head...  :pb: )

*** Please disregard this offer if you are going to be rude, disruptive or bring childish BS to our forum.

I finally found a way to show our guests what they are missing...

As a guest our forum looks very small, and often not very active:



As a user you can see there is so much more:

(Thank you Mirage, for the use of your account to demonstrate.)



So go ahead and join the fun...

Posting is never required as even lurkers :lurk: are welcome.

Plus you get a really cool email newsletter about once a month.*

* OK the newsletter is not that cool, but it does keep you up to date on what is new here even if you don't log on that often.

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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2006, 10:06 PM »

Love the fine print! :thumbs:
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2007, 04:41 PM »

we have limited rules here and as long as you read all the fine print you should be within our guide lines at all times ;) Welcome to VMKNoBs Join us today !!
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 03:39 AM »

we have limited rules here and as long as you read all the fine print you should be within our guide lines at all times ;) Welcome to VMKNoBs Join us today !!

Heh, not to be an annoyance...lol...but that almost sounded like a flight speech! Give or take a few words: "Please keep your seatbelt fastend at all times. Thank you for joining Delta Airlines"  :D You know I have to pick on you, daviedude lol.  ::)

This is a really neat site! I second the fact that the most amusing and entertaining parts are the hidden ones lol. Boy was it something when I joined and discovered the "buried treasure"    ;)
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2007, 07:51 AM »

We will be cruising at 35,000 ft, with a groundspeed of 537 knots. The skies should be clear, though we are anticipating some turbulence over the Rocky Mountains.... :)
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2007, 09:51 AM »

We will be cruising at 35,000 ft, with a groundspeed of 537 knots. The skies should be clear, though we are anticipating some turbulence over the Rocky Mountains.... :)

 :wtf: That's why they are called the "Rocky Mountains". :lol: :lol:
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2007, 04:11 PM »

 :lol: :lol:
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2007, 01:10 PM »

Love the fine print. :thumb:
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2007, 01:01 PM »

Ahhh. Duty!!!  You mean there's fine print?   ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2007, 11:09 PM »

Ok, now I know I have to get my eyes checked! :hmmmm: I did not even see the fine print the first time around. :paper: Guess I need to read everything carefully if he is going to use fine print. :sos:
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« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2007, 11:14 PM »

Ok, now I know I have to get my eyes checked! :hmmmm: I did not even see the fine print the first time around. :paper: Guess I need to read everything carefully if he is going to use fine print. :sos:

You need to pay attention.......there will be a quiz later. :roflmao2:
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2007, 09:37 AM »

Ok, now I know I have to get my eyes checked! :hmmmm: I did not even see the fine print the first time around. :paper: Guess I need to read everything carefully if he is going to use fine print. :sos:

You need to pay attention.......there will be a quiz later. :roflmao2:

OH NO! Not a papaduck quiz!!  :type: :tongue3:
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2007, 12:08 PM »

Ok, now I know I have to get my eyes checked! :hmmmm: I did not even see the fine print the first time around. :paper: Guess I need to read everything carefully if he is going to use fine print. :sos:

You need to pay attention.......there will be a quiz later. :roflmao2:

Just make it a multiple-guess, I mean choice quiz, Papaduck! I have a horrible track record with T/F quizzes~once guessed all 10 items wrong. What are the odds! :oops:
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests...
« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2007, 05:50 PM »

A quiz?????   I didn't see that in the fine print? 
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests... (READ THIS FIRST)
« Reply #14 on: August 17, 2007, 08:22 AM »

A quiz?????   I didn't see that in the fine print? 

Do you need a screen magnifier? Or should I write it in Gnome?
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests... (READ THIS FIRST)
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2007, 04:24 PM »

Gnome would be just fine thank you.  My eyes aren't that bad, yet. :roflmao:
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Re: To Our Unregistered Guests... (READ THIS FIRST)
« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2007, 06:21 PM »

Bright my friend...You just had a birthday...those eyes will be going any day now. :lolp:



Gnome would be just fine thank you.  My eyes aren't that bad, yet. :roflmao:
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